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Are Luigi's Mansion 3's "Celebrity Guest Appearances" In Poor Taste, Or A Proper Way To Immortalize Someone?

Are Luigi's Mansion 3's "Celebrity Guest Appearances" In Poor Taste, Or A Proper Way To Immortalize Someone?


Nintendo insists it's done with utmost respect, but not everyone agrees that it's in good taste.

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Telltale Games Shuts Down, Forcing Millions To Just Watch Movies Like Normal People

Telltale Games Shuts Down, Forcing Millions To Just Watch Movies Like Normal People


Netflix stock soars, Blockbuster announces plans to re-open stores in wake of their greatest competitor shutting down.

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REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead

REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead


Nintendo's commitment to aging up all of the characters in the game has seen the iconic town mayor out of the picture for good.

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BREAKING: Trump Calls For FEMA To Construct A Large Wall Around White House To Block Hurricane Florence

BREAKING: Trump Calls For FEMA To Construct A Large Wall Around White House To Block Hurricane Florence


A massive wall is to be erected immediately, protecting the capital from the incoming tropical storm.

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Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash

Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash


Fans are not responding well to the new Sonic Adventure 3 reveal, and have begun to protest.

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BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing

BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing


An American war hero, senator, and presidential candidate has fallen, leaving behind a heart container and a mysterious blue light. What does it mean?

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Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force

Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force


A simple cease and desist became a full-on legal battle after Trump insisted he'd "thought of it first".

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Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ

Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ


"Heart Attack Goku" to be a completely new character with their own unique fighting style, coming in next DLC batch.

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Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets

Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets


The good captain's impressive debut was all for naught, as his career is cut woefully short by a lack of foresight.

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Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People

Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People


The Boring Company's new underground bunker system will provide a safe haven in the event of nuclear armageddon.

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