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Kotaku Used Derogatory N-Word Slur At Me In Applebee's Parking Lot

Kotaku Used Derogatory N-Word Slur At Me In Applebee's Parking Lot


Infamous fake news website used gamer language at me. And that's a bad thing. Here's why that's important.

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Gearbox Bravely Announces Borderlands 3 Despite Broken Kneecaps And Pressure From Hooded Figure With Gun-Shaped Outline In Their Coat Pocket

Gearbox Bravely Announces Borderlands 3 Despite Broken Kneecaps And Pressure From Hooded Figure With Gun-Shaped Outline In Their Coat Pocket


The latest installment in the beloved shoot and loot series is announced at Gearbox press event from inside their car with duct-taped windows, parked outside a McDonalds to use their Wi-Fi

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Tensions With North Korea Escalate After Trump Tells Kim Jong-un To Dig Straight Down In Minecraft

Tensions With North Korea Escalate After Trump Tells Kim Jong-un To Dig Straight Down In Minecraft


North Korea vows to double down on their nuclear program, conducts missle test same day.

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Super Mario Maker 2 Cancelled After Controversial "Make Mario Great Again" Ad Campaign Backfires

Super Mario Maker 2 Cancelled After Controversial "Make Mario Great Again" Ad Campaign Backfires


Nintendo's poor choice of celebrity endorsement puts yet another death on The Donald's hands.

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Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin

Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin


The much-anticipated sequel to the Metroid Prime Trilogy is pushed back after Samus does heroin.

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Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer

Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer


Was the president's heart in the right place, or should he have spared the expense to get the latest Halo title?

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Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets

Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets


Blizzard clarifies in official statement that all Overwatch heroes shit their pants, canonically, in-game, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Trump Refuses To End Government Shutdown Until K. Rool Gets Nerf

Trump Refuses To End Government Shutdown Until K. Rool Gets Nerf


Smash Ultimate's most popular heavy-weight has got to go, says President Trump

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Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For Border Wall After Spending Government Funds On Fortnite "V-Bucks"

Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For Border Wall After Spending Government Funds On Fortnite "V-Bucks"


Trump under investigation after spending American tax dollars in the popular online video game "Fortnite"

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Yoshi's Original Final Smash In Ultimate Had Him Violently Fucking His Enemies, Here's Why Nintendo Censored That

Yoshi's Original Final Smash In Ultimate Had Him Violently Fucking His Enemies, Here's Why Nintendo Censored That


Nintendo gets blasted for their overbearing censorship after cutting Sakurai's original concept for Yoshi's finishing move from latest Smash Bros game.

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