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Horse Balls Revealed To Be Leading Cause Of Red Dead Redemption 2's Crunch, PETA Enraged Over "Horse Overtime"

Horse Balls Revealed To Be Leading Cause Of Red Dead Redemption 2's Crunch, PETA Enraged Over "Horse Overtime"


Red Dead Redemption 2 is finally out, but Rockstar is still under scrutiny for their ruthless culture of crunch.

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Playing As Straight, Male, Caucasian Character In Fallout 76 Will Result In Massive Debuff

Playing As Straight, Male, Caucasian Character In Fallout 76 Will Result In Massive Debuff


"Any and all toxic behavior will be met with a swift and firm punishment to ensure our game world is accepting to all" says Bethesda in their official announcement of what is and is not tolerated in their upcoming online title.

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Can Someone Please Play This Game For Me And Unlock All The Anime Girls So I Can Beat Off Already?

Can Someone Please Play This Game For Me And Unlock All The Anime Girls So I Can Beat Off Already?


It keeps making me tap through words and bad guys and I just want to get to the part where the girls take their clothes off? How do I do that?

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Are Luigi's Mansion 3's "Celebrity Guest Appearances" In Poor Taste, Or A Proper Way To Immortalize Someone?

Are Luigi's Mansion 3's "Celebrity Guest Appearances" In Poor Taste, Or A Proper Way To Immortalize Someone?


Nintendo insists it's done with utmost respect, but not everyone agrees that it's in good taste.

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Telltale Games Shuts Down, Forcing Millions To Just Watch Movies Like Normal People

Telltale Games Shuts Down, Forcing Millions To Just Watch Movies Like Normal People


Netflix stock soars, Blockbuster announces plans to re-open stores in wake of their greatest competitor shutting down.

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REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead

REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead


Nintendo's commitment to aging up all of the characters in the game has seen the iconic town mayor out of the picture for good.

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BREAKING: Trump Calls For FEMA To Construct A Large Wall Around White House To Block Hurricane Florence

BREAKING: Trump Calls For FEMA To Construct A Large Wall Around White House To Block Hurricane Florence


A massive wall is to be erected immediately, protecting the capital from the incoming tropical storm.

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Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash

Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash


Fans are not responding well to the new Sonic Adventure 3 reveal, and have begun to protest.

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BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing

BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing


An American war hero, senator, and presidential candidate has fallen, leaving behind a heart container and a mysterious blue light. What does it mean?

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Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force

Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force


A simple cease and desist became a full-on legal battle after Trump insisted he'd "thought of it first".

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