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Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account

Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account


Finally, a way to access all of the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account's tweets on your Switch.

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Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes

Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes


Forget Syria, why aren't we nuking Donkey Kong Island?

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Minecraft Causes School Shootings

Minecraft Causes School Shootings


Do your part for our fine nation, ban Minecraft and save our kids.

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People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time

People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time


An accurate representation of how fun trench warfare was.

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You Can Now Use Your Gold My Nintendo Points To Get Free Handies From Reggie Fils-Aimé

You Can Now Use Your Gold My Nintendo Points To Get Free Handies From Reggie Fils-Aimé


Nintendo's bold new loyalty reward program goes where no other company has gone before.

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Only One Hero Can Defeat Sans The Skeleton From Five Nights At Steven's Undertale, And It's Wilford Brimley

Only One Hero Can Defeat Sans The Skeleton From Five Nights At Steven's Undertale, And It's Wilford Brimley


The perfect RPG has finally been created. Skyrim has been dethroned.

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Overwatch's Newest Support Lesbian Is Finally Revealed

Overwatch's Newest Support Lesbian Is Finally Revealed


Now that a healer has a shield and can hold their own on the frontlines, chances are high that there still will never be a healer around when you need one.

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Krillen Will Fuck Your Bitch And She Will Call Him Daddy

Krillen Will Fuck Your Bitch And She Will Call Him Daddy


Last time on Lord Waffle King Dot Com, our pigeon savior was going to write some hard hitting journalism. Can he make it in time to review this game? Find out, now!

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Sony Reveals Dark Souls VR Mode Where You Just Fucking Die For Real

Sony Reveals Dark Souls VR Mode Where You Just Fucking Die For Real


If you die in the game, you die in real life. Dark Souls really isn't that hard though, so no one should really have a problem.

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